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15 Executed Following 'Roast' of Kim Jong Un

Posted by Geronimo Meyerson on

15 Executed Following 'Roast' of Kim Jong Un North Korea isn’t known for its sense of humor, but the all knowing Kim Jong Un developed an interest in comedy stemming from the movie “The Interview”. After studying the artform, the brilliant one called on North Korea’s brightest comedians, all fifteen of them. They would be the stars of North Korea’s first ever roast! Their target? The irreproachable one himself. Comedians were given a full thirty minutes to prepare, while a stage fit for a king was assembled. An announcement was made, and thousands of citizens were removed from their homes,...

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AN ODE TO (F)ART

Posted by Geronimo Meyerson on

It’s been said a person expresses the entirety of themselves in every moment, and under no circumstance is this more true than when someone farts. It’s an organic expression more unique than a fingerprint. Most people aren’t entrepreneurs, but everyone has their own brand. There are only three transcendent languages; music, math, and fart. Imagine the following scenario; a tightly packed elevator, and everyone inside speaks a different language. If someone passes gas audibly, everyone will laugh. Age, skin color, gender, race, social standing, none of it matters when faced with a proper blast. Music carries the title of humanity’s...

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Don't, A Poem About Not Doing

Posted by Geronimo Meyerson on

I don’t want to do shit. Nothing. Everything is bullshit, and I don’t want to do it. I don’t wanna do shit. If someone asks me to do something, I say fuck that. I’m not doing it. No. Not doing it. Everyone goes around, doing shit. Not me. I only do one thing. Nothing. Nothing is all I care about. It’s my obsession. Eat, sleep, drink. That’s it. Nothing is all I do. I do nothing all day every day. If you want to do it, go ahead. But leave me out of it. Don’t include me in your shit. Plenty of shit is already being done. I don’t need to add more shit. People think...

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