The Rock for president!
Dwayne the Rock Johnson is considering a presidential bid. Hallelujah! Point me to the nearest voting booth. The Rock is a proven commodity, and an undeniable superstar. He has it all; the look, the charisma, the discipline. Tell me he isn’t fit to lead.
Professional wrestling is the ultimate proving ground, the modern arena. Soap opera and high flying slams all wrapped into one epic spectacle. Every WWE superstar deserves respect, but a special admiration is reserved for the few, the proud, the multiple time world champions.
You wanna talk about electrifying the masses? No one was as over as the Rock in his heyday. He’s already won the crowd, all he has to do is show up and collect the votes. It’s in the bag! At the time of this writing, he has 223 million followers on Instagram. This is real simple folks, the Rock for president!
Do you smell what the Rock is cookin’? He’d punk any of these old wannabes. There’d be no Twitter debate about who would win in a fight between some 70 year old weenie and one of the greatest action stars of all time. The Rock would put any politician down as hard and fast as a Rock Bottom.
The People’s President is coming, and it’s a freight train that won’t be stopped. I’ve seen it before. When the Rock decides he wants something, like the WWE world heavyweight championship belt, then by golly, get out of the way.
For those uninitiated into the world of tights and top ropes, have no fear. The Rock is nothing but class, and an ideal role model for any young person. His diet alone is a marvel, and a fine example.
The Rock drives the People’s Elbow into the rest of the overmatched field’s sternum, and that’s all she wrote. Rock the vote 2024, and strap in. If his 17 world heavyweight title runs are any sign of what’s to come, it’s gonna be a hellacious ride.