Women’s Crop Tee

Regular price $25.00

Women’s Crop Top Tee

They say the camera adds 10 pounds, this crop top subtracts 20 and adds two full cup sizes, while simultaneously increasing the size of your spouse or significant other’s genitalia by up to 3 inches instantly!

Possible conjecture alert. Add 1 oz of snake oil for two easy payments of $29.99.

It’ll look good though, and the colors are right.

Be a patriot, do the right thing, and free the navel.

52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Fabric weight: 3.6 oz
Slim fit
Side-seamed construction

Size guide

  XS/SM M/L
Length (inches) 16 ½ 17 ½
Width (inches) 15 ⅝ 17 ⅛